People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...