A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!