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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...