What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
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Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
The Geography of Men and Woman
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