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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
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Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...