The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...