Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”