Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!