Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...