Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Native American trades
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Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Chicken jokes 01
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Noah And Today’s Ark
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What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...