Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...