Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...