Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...