Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...