Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...