The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...