What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Some possible computer bumper stickers
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Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Beer Bottle
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Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
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Mohammed and Douglas Adams
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Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
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MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...