Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...