A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...