Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...