Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
New college classes for men!
College Classes For Men:1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop2. Introduction to...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...