Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...