Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.