Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...