Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Love According to Kids
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...