Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...