He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...