Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...