Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...