Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...