Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...