A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Question answer 07
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Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...