Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...