Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
University Courses For Women
Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother’sEB102: We...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...