Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....