Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...