All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...