Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...