Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...