OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...