Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...