The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...