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Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
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“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
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Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
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Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
The nun and the cabby
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