80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
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Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...