All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...