Maggot Thatcher!
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Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
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These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
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First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
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