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Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
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His And Hers ATMs
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Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
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Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
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A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
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