The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...