Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Real Church Bloopers…
|? Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper....
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem…
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor...