Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...